- Stop smoking
- Stop Gambling
- Lose weight
- Stop being nasty to the a*** hole in the next qubicle
As you make your list of things to do this new year, ponder on some of the following top 10 new year wishes, new year greetings, new year message or famous new year quotes made by others:
Number 10 - "I decided to put my family last. It is the best thing a woman can do. Put your family last and you'll go on to great achievements. Put your family first and you will never get a word of thanks for it." Dame Edna Everage (alias Barry Humphries).
Number 09 - "New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
James Agate
Number 08 - "New Year's Day is every man's birthday."
Charles Lamb
Number 07 - "Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right."
Oprah Winfrey
Number 06 - "As we chatted, a bevy of beautiful woman buzzed around him like vultures around a rotting antelope." Piers Morgan describing what happened to Madonna's ex Guy Ritchie at a Christmas party.
Number 05 - "Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
Bill Vaughan
Number 04 - "Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution."
Jay Leno
Number 03 - "Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account."
Oscar Wilde
Number 02 - "I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser."
Robert Paul
And the Number 01 new year quote goes to...
"I have always had the same New Year resolutions: to stop smoking, to start wearing a bra and to stop shopping." - Cameron Diaz.
Number 10 - "I decided to put my family last. It is the best thing a woman can do. Put your family last and you'll go on to great achievements. Put your family first and you will never get a word of thanks for it." Dame Edna Everage (alias Barry Humphries).
Number 09 - "New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
James Agate
Number 08 - "New Year's Day is every man's birthday."
Charles Lamb
Number 07 - "Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right."
Oprah Winfrey
Number 06 - "As we chatted, a bevy of beautiful woman buzzed around him like vultures around a rotting antelope." Piers Morgan describing what happened to Madonna's ex Guy Ritchie at a Christmas party.
Number 05 - "Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to."
Bill Vaughan
Number 04 - "Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution."
Jay Leno
Number 03 - "Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account."
Oscar Wilde
Number 02 - "I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser."
Robert Paul
And the Number 01 new year quote goes to...
"I have always had the same New Year resolutions: to stop smoking, to start wearing a bra and to stop shopping." - Cameron Diaz.
Remember... as someone once said, "A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other." so make sure when you make yours, you stick to it!
Happy New Year.
